My Comedy Writing
I am a writer for Canada’s foremost satire website The Beaverton, a contributor to CBC Comedy, the co-Founder/editor of The Honeypot Satire, and and am consistently published by many other well-known comedy websites.
Check out all my work below!
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LATE NIGHT SUBMISSION PACKETS
2020 Late Show With Stephen Colbert Packet
2021 This Hour Has 22 Minutes Packet
2018 This Hour Has 22 Minutes Packet
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PUBLISHED WORK
THE BEAVERTON:
https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/clare-blackwood/
CBC COMEDY / CBC TELEVISION
Can you even call yourself a Canadian actor if you haven't been on Murdoch?
Pandemic life lessons I learned from Alexis Rose
MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY:
Unromantic Yet Commendably Accurate Jane Austen Quotes
SLACKJAW HUMOR:
Effective Catcalls For Attracting A Struggling Writer
A Day In My Purposefully Childless Life, According To People Who Think I Should Have Children
Early Reviews Of My One-Woman Coronavirus Show
My Acting Career, As Envisioned By Supportive Relatives
Jigsaw Traps For Socially Anxious People
Literature’s Most Famous Men Buy You A Drink
For The Ladies: Which Sea Is Right For You To Walk Into? (co-written with Tara Millette)
POINTS IN CASE:
I'm the Cockroach That Lives Under the Sink, and This Is My MasterClass
Goosebumps Books for Unprecedented Times
Quiz: Prince Hamlet or My Neglected Cactus?
I'm a Proudly Ambitious Burmese Python, but I Think I've Made a Huge Mistake
Great-Great-Grandma’s Recipe For Eating the Rich (co-written with Tara Millette)
Antifa Job Postings, According to Republicans (co-written with Tara Millette)
THE BELLADONNA:
Esteemed Men of Literature Attempt to Write About Periods
Nancy Pelosi Commemorates Famous Historical Deaths
The Daily Itinerary of a Sexually Frustrated Female Mayfly
THE WEEKLY HUMORIST:
Classic Dog Films, Starring Cats
Beloved Children’s Classics That Will Trigger Your Crippling Anxiety
THE HONEYPOT
Relationship Porn for the Lonely Asexual
Five Hot Date Ideas That’ll Have Him Saying, “Wait, Is This An International Money Heist?”
Notes on Your Jurassic Park Erotic Novel, “Sex Finds A Way”
LITTLE OLD LADY COMEDY
Re: Your Demand To Return The Baby You Purchased From Me, The Evil Witch Of The Woods
JANE AUSTEN’S WASTEBASKET
The Legal Response to Mr. and Mrs. Pevensie’s Child Endangerment Lawsuit
THE ONLINE JOURNAL OF THOUGHT AND PERSPECTIVE:
SELF-PUBLISHED
The Trump Cabinet Plays Dungeons & Dragons
List: Things in My Living Room More Qualified to be a Supreme Court Justice Than Amy Coney Barrett